Exploitation Retrospect | The Journal of Junk Culture and Fringe Media
Seconds (1966)
Paramount Home Video | Review by Dan Taylor

I've always believed that a true "director" could extract a winning performance from anyone. People who either weren't "actors" or actors you simply wouldn't expect in the role. Think Tod Browning's FREAKS. How about Spike Lee's SHE'S GOTTA HAVE IT? Or the performances Betty Thomas got from Howard Stern and Co. in PRIVATE PARTS?

With that criteria in mind, John Frankenheimer will go down in my cinema history as one of the finest directors on record. Take THE MANCHURIAN CANDIDATE. Sure, anybody can make Angela Lansbury annoying (as evidenced by years of 'Murder, She Wrote'), but he also got Ol' Blue Eyes to rise above his crooner image and participate in one of cinema's first kung-fu fights!

Then there's his adaptation of Elmore Leonard's 52 Pick-Up starring Roy Schieder (JAWS, JAWS 2) and Ann-Margret (VIVA LAS VEGAS!, CC AND COMPANY) delivering the goods as a couple trying to extract themselves from a blackmail/kidnapping case. Next to UNDER COVER, LIFEFORCE and DANGEROUSLY CLOSE, this is one of the best non-Michael Dudikoff flicks ever released by Cannon.

But, it's SECONDS that'll forever etch the Frankenheimer name in my movie memory bank. Based on the novel by David Ely, the flick chronicles the tale of a frustrated businessman (played with glassy-eyed boredom by the excellent John Randolph) who is given the opportunity to start over again. No, it's not one of those zany-body-exchange comedies we were spoiled with a few years ago (ie, VICE VERSA, 18 AGAIN, ALL OF ME). Instead, Randolph's character is blackmailed into being "reborn" via painful reconstructive surgery, hair transplants, and physical therapy at the hands of Oscar Goldman from tv's 'The Six-Million Dollar Man' (Richard Anderson).

Amazingly, the boring, dumpy load emerges as Antiochus "Tony" Wilson, a Malibu-based painter now played by Rock Hudson. And, much to his dismay, despite the exciting new exterior, the boring old interior still remains.

Shot in harrowing black and white (by Oscar-nominated James Wong Howe), SECONDS charts his course as he unsuccessfully attempts to adjust to his new surroundings, and eventually succumbs to his desire to find out where he erred in the first place. With what we now know about Hudson's secret life, the main character's dilemma is made that much more powerful.

Unavailable on video since its theatrical release in the mid-1960s's, SECONDS is a largely-unheralded masterpiece of modern cinema. Before some hacky Tarantino wannabe goes and remakes it do yourself a favor and rent the original. I defy any reader to come away from the last 5 minutes unshaken.

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